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(Source: derikisu)

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

image

(Source: marrowack)

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theladyregret:

thewisepickle:

also a great way to punish the unknown break room thief at work.

(Source: divulgarvc)

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winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

(Source: bewilderedbertl)

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cometotheartside:

pinklikeme:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THE OTHER DAY THIS CUTE GIRL her laugh is so infectious goddammit

Dying.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”